Meet the perfect mug that works for both alcoholics and non-alcoholics alike. For the ones that follow the motto "it's 5 o'clock somewhere," the mug will be ironic. Everyone knows you start your day off with a shot - so they'll giggle while attempting to conceal their secret concern for your well-being. For those that don't drink, it's the damn truth. Everyone will love you just a little bit more because you are honest... right down to your coffee cup.