All Dinosaurs Go To Heaven (Unisex Hoodie)
All Dinosaurs Go To Heaven (Unisex Hoodie)
All Dinosaurs Go To Heaven (Unisex Hoodie)
All Dinosaurs Go To Heaven (Unisex Hoodie)
All Dinosaurs Go To Heaven (Unisex Hoodie)
All Dinosaurs Go To Heaven (Unisex Hoodie)
All Dinosaurs Go To Heaven (Unisex Hoodie)

All Dinosaurs Go To Heaven (Unisex Hoodie) Unisex Hoodies

Regular price $ 37.95 Sale

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Just like dogs, our large reptilian friends also go to heaven when they die. Jesus said so. In the bible. Although that part was edited out by King James who actually had an intense phobia of dinosaurs. He often awoke screaming in the middle of the night tormented by dreams of trying to escape their treacherous claws. It was pretty intense. So don't let that guy's fear of dinosaurs stop you from speaking the truth. Let it be known far and wide that all dinosaurs go to heaven.

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    Product Information:

    • Classic Fit, 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester
    • Preshrunk fleece knit
    • Air jet yarn = softer feel and reduced pilling
    • Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
    • Satin label
    • Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband and cuffs
    • Pouch pocket
    • 1 x 1 rib with spandex
    • Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease

              As far as material goes, this sweatshirt will last for years. Generally needs no ironing. Unless you're SUPER picky about the crispness of your sweatshirt. If so, go ahead and iron it if it will put your meticulous soul at ease. 

              For some crappy reason, European manufacturers do not offer the Red & Navy Blue versions of this sweater, so they're unfortunately forcing you great people across the pond to conform to more traditional options. This is everything we're against and we're doing it to you because we're powerless at the moment. But it's on our list of sh*t to get done. 

              Sizing Charts: 

               U.S. Sizes S M L XL 2X 3X 4X 5X
              Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
              Width (inches) 20 22 24 26 28 30 32 34

              Metric Sizes S M L XL 2X 3X 4X 5X
              Length (cm) 69 71 74 76 79 81 84 86
              Width (cm) 51 56 61 66 71 76 81 86

               

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