Happy Unspecific Inoffensive Holidays (Unisex Hoodie)
Happy Unspecific Inoffensive Holidays (Unisex Hoodie)
Happy Unspecific Inoffensive Holidays (Unisex Hoodie)
Happy Unspecific Inoffensive Holidays (Unisex Hoodie)
Happy Unspecific Inoffensive Holidays (Unisex Hoodie)
Happy Unspecific Inoffensive Holidays (Unisex Hoodie)
Happy Unspecific Inoffensive Holidays (Unisex Hoodie)

Happy Unspecific Inoffensive Holidays (Unisex Hoodie) Unisex Hoodies

Regular price $ 37.95 Sale

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As we've all learned from the annual Starbuck's cup fiascos, people are SUPER touchy about how brands say Happy Holidays. So at BeckYourself.com, we want to make it 1,000% abundantly clear that we hate all religions equally. Here's our foolproof way to glide past anyone easily and make your way to the real reason you came to the party - the bar. Or the buffet. Either way, it starts with a B and it's free. Happy Holidays, moochers.

$1 of every product sold at BeckYourself.com is donated each month to the charity selected by our loyal customers. Simultaneous shopping/world saving has never been easier. You're welcome.

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Product Information:

  • Classic Fit, 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester
  • Preshrunk fleece knit
  • Air jet yarn = softer feel and reduced pilling
  • Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
  • Satin label
  • Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband and cuffs
  • Pouch pocket
  • 1 x 1 rib with spandex
  • Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease

            As far as material goes, this sweatshirt will last for years. Generally needs no ironing. Unless you're SUPER picky about the crispness of your sweatshirt. If so, go ahead and iron it if it will put your meticulous soul at ease. 

            For some crappy reason, European manufacturers do not offer the Red & Navy Blue versions of this sweater, so they're unfortunately forcing you great people across the pond to conform to more traditional options. This is everything we're against and we're doing it to you because we're powerless at the moment. But it's on our list of sh*t to get done. 

            Sizing Charts: 

             U.S. Sizes S M L XL 2X 3X 4X 5X
            Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
            Width (inches) 20 22 24 26 28 30 32 34

             

            Metric Sizes S M L XL 2X 3X 4X 5X
            Length (cm) 69 71 74 76 79 81 84 86
            Width (cm) 51 56 61 66 71 76 81 86

             

            For cozy winter hoodies that make you look funnier than you really are, shop BeckYourself.com. 

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