Hung Like a Sasquatch (Unisex Hoodies)
Hung Like a Sasquatch (Unisex Hoodies)
Hung Like a Sasquatch (Unisex Hoodies)
Hung Like a Sasquatch (Unisex Hoodies)
Hung Like a Sasquatch (Unisex Hoodies)
Hung Like a Sasquatch (Unisex Hoodies)
Hung Like a Sasquatch (Unisex Hoodies)

Hung Like a Sasquatch (Unisex Hoodies) Unisex Hoodies

Regular price $ 37.95 Sale

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Nothing attracts a potential mate quite like comparing your private parts with those of a Sasquatch. It's pretty much a done deal after they read the pure wit emblazoned across your chest. So yeah...that's pretty much it. You're welcome.

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Product Information:

  • Classic Fit, 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester
  • Preshrunk fleece knit
  • Air jet yarn = softer feel and reduced pilling
  • Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
  • Satin label
  • Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband and cuffs
  • Pouch pocket
  • 1 x 1 rib with spandex
  • Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease

            As far as material goes, this sweatshirt will last for years. Generally needs no ironing. Unless you're SUPER picky about the crispness of your sweatshirt. If so, go ahead and iron it if it will put your meticulous soul at ease. 

            For some crappy reason, European manufacturers do not offer the Red & Navy Blue versions of this sweater, so they're unfortunately forcing you great people across the pond to conform to more traditional options. This is everything we're against and we're only doing it to you because we're powerless at the moment. But it's on our list of sh*t to get done. 

            Sizing Charts: 

             U.S. Sizes S M L XL 2X 3X 4X 5X
            Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
            Width (inches) 20 22 24 26 28 30 32 34

             

            Metric Sizes S M L XL 2X 3X 4X 5X
            Length (cm) 69 71 74 76 79 81 84 86
            Width (cm) 51 56 61 66 71 76 81 86

             

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