Just like dogs, our large reptilian friends also go to heaven when they die. Jesus said so. In the bible. Although that part was edited out by King James who actually had an intense phobia of dinosaurs. He often awoke screaming in the middle of the night tormented by dreams of trying to escape their treacherous claws. It was pretty intense. But don't let that guy's fear of dinosaurs stop you from speaking the truth. Let it be known far and wide that all dinosaurs go to heaven.
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Product Information:
- 100% jersey knit
- 6oz. fabric weight
- Pre-shrunk
- Seamless, double-need ⅞” collar
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Classic fit
As far as material goes, this is your typical good-old fashioned 100% cotton t-shirt. Pre-shrunk to make sure your size is maintained throughout several washings and wear, but probably not tear. If you often hulk-rip your shirts, perhaps consider ordering in bulk. Classic fit does not form fit on sides.
Sizing Charts:
| U.S. Sizes |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2X |
3X |
4X |
5X |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
34 |
35 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
30 |
32 |
| Metric Sizes |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2X |
3X |
4X |
5X |
| Length (cm) |
71 |
74 |
76 |
79 |
81 |
84 |
86 |
89 |
| Width (cm) |
46 |
51 |
56 |
61 |
66 |
71 |
76 |
81 |
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