Nothing attracts a potential mate quite like comparing your private parts with those of a Sasquatch. It's pretty much a done deal after they read the pure wit emblazoned across your chest. So yeah...that's pretty much it. You're welcome.
Product Information:
- 100% jersey knit
- 6oz. fabric weight
- Pre-shrunk
- Seamless, double-need ⅞” collar
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Classic fit
As far as material goes, this is your typical good-old fashioned 100% cotton t-shirt (except for heather colors, which contain 10% polyester. Just like a Heather to be the exception). Pre-shrunk to make sure your size is maintained throughout several washings and wear, but probably not tear. If you often hulk your shirts, perhaps consider ordering in bulk. Classic fit does not form fit on sides. Light shirts include dark print, darker shirts are printed in white.
Sizing Charts:
| U.S. Sizes |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2X |
3X |
4X |
5X |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
34 |
35 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
30 |
32 |
| Metric Sizes |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2X |
3X |
4X |
5X |
| Length (cm) |
71 |
74 |
76 |
79 |
81 |
84 |
86 |
89 |
| Width (cm) |
46 |
51 |
56 |
61 |
66 |
71 |
76 |
81 |
