MODEST (Unisex Hoodie)
MODEST (Unisex Hoodie)
MODEST (Unisex Hoodie)
MODEST (Unisex Hoodie)
MODEST (Unisex Hoodie)
MODEST (Unisex Hoodie)

MODEST (Unisex Hoodie) Unisex Hoodies

Regular price $ 37.95 Sale




If you're modest, flaunt it... that's how that saying goes, right? Whether you're a super modest person that wants to get recognized for once, or you're an ironic imposter, this is the shirt for you. So...uh, go ahead and buy it. k. bye.

Not convinced? Keep reading below (which I know you won't do because you're totally convinced by my previous bulletproof sales pitch).  

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Product Information:

  • Classic Fit, 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester
  • Preshrunk fleece knit
  • Air jet yarn = softer feel and reduced pilling
  • Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
  • Satin label
  • Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband and cuffs
  • Pouch pocket
  • 1 x 1 rib with spandex
  • Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease

            As far as material goes, this sweatshirt will last for years. Generally needs no ironing. Unless you're SUPER picky about the crispness of your sweatshirt. If so, go ahead and iron it if it will put your meticulous soul at ease. 

            For some crappy reason, European manufacturers do not offer the Red & Navy Blue versions of this sweater, so they're unfortunately forcing you great people across the pond to conform to more traditional options. This is everything we're against and we're doing it to you because we're powerless at the moment. But it's on our list of sh*t to get done. 

            Sizing Charts: 

             U.S. Sizes S M L XL 2X 3X 4X 5X
            Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
            Width (inches) 20 22 24 26 28 30 32 34


            Metric Sizes S M L XL 2X 3X 4X 5X
            Length (cm) 69 71 74 76 79 81 84 86
            Width (cm) 51 56 61 66 71 76 81 86


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